The cosmic gift guide
Give them something worth looking up for.
Hand-picked gifts for stargazers, telescope owners, alien believers, and the space nerd who already knows everything.
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Skip the generic gift aisle. Choose their particular corner of the universe and land on something they’ll actually use.
For the scope ownerTelescope obsessedLeather-patch caps and observer-approved gear.↗
For the clever oneCosmic comedianScience jokes with an astronomical delivery.↗
For the skywatcherUFO believerClose encounters and very suspicious balloons.↗
For their favorite roomHome stargazerMoonlight, galaxies, and cosmic atmosphere.↗
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Aperture Fever Mug – Funny Astronomy Gift for the Telescope Obsessed | What Stage Are You?
Astronomy Gear Price range: $16.98 through $19.98Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageStage 1: 70mm. Stage 2: 4″. Stage 3: 8″. Stage 4: 12″. Stage 5: Chronic, no cure. What stage are you?
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Look, a Weather Balloon! – Funny UFO Denial T-Shirt for Space Truthers & Skywatchers
T-Shirts Price range: $22.49 through $29.85Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pagePerfect for your next abduction, convention, or family BBQ.
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Celestron Telescope Hat – Leather Patch Astronomy Cap (One Size)
Astronomy Gear Original price was: $26.95.$24.85Current price is: $24.85.Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pagePerfect for your next star party — or your next observing session.
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What the F-Ratio?! – Funny Astronomy T-Shirt for Telescope Nerds
Astronomy Gear Price range: $22.49 through $27.49Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageGrab it now — your telescope won’t compliment you, but this shirt will!
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Color-Changing Moon Lamp — LED Night Light for Astronomy Lovers and Space Home Decor
Children Price range: $23.95 through $61.95Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageA 3D-printed lunar surface replica that changes color with a single touch. Real topographic detail, warm white, cool white, and amber modes — the best thing in any space lover’s room.
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Astronomy Coffee Mug — 12.5% Smarter Space Humor Mug for Scientists and Space Nerds
Astronomy Gear $8.99Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageIf your brain is 75% water and this mug holds 11oz of coffee, you do the math. A deadpan science joke in ceramic form — perfect for the space nerd on your list.
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Featured cosmic pickFor the telescope obsessed
Aperture Fever, now in mug form.
For the observer who has one telescope, needs another, and can explain exactly why. A useful gift with just enough insider astronomy humor.
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